tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64684266465315086392024-02-22T14:01:28.125-08:00ChuaChunMingread for painful laughs, self-absorbed comments and a pinch full of reMarkable.Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07217769712566609653noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468426646531508639.post-11227683802670967442009-09-23T08:20:00.001-07:002009-09-24T09:28:48.349-07:00Just something to read.<span style="font-size:85%;">Horny dude goes : Yeaaa! Shake that money-maker yeaa! *spank sound*</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*zooms out*<br /><br /><br /><br />..he's spanking a nuffnang poster.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*cue logo in white background with theme song*<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I really <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);">(think I) </span>should get into advertising. </span></span>Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07217769712566609653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468426646531508639.post-37223625533261077352009-09-21T22:46:00.000-07:002009-09-23T02:11:22.543-07:00I love : Manchester UnitedDying minutes of the match.<br /><br /><br />Rio's schoolboy error lead to a Ben Foster blunder and yet another equalizer. Score: 3-3.<br /><br /><br />Ball's bouncing about, everyone looking at the ref for him to blow his whistle, but it doesn't come.<br /><br /><br />Out of no where, this happens..<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWHl5DKyh2vGcRePrzV6Caj9sQEKJPFO8n0WKqHU5ncd2zTX5OAE_G8kN_IWdKwaQEuWbuh9dEAzlUsLq_4qYulxNhaJI_H_hacZMymj1GEAb1KP8Ty9mFexrIkN0vzbdidYBSFwC249w/s1600-h/owen1_682x400_892777a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWHl5DKyh2vGcRePrzV6Caj9sQEKJPFO8n0WKqHU5ncd2zTX5OAE_G8kN_IWdKwaQEuWbuh9dEAzlUsLq_4qYulxNhaJI_H_hacZMymj1GEAb1KP8Ty9mFexrIkN0vzbdidYBSFwC249w/s320/owen1_682x400_892777a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384501882004247666" border="0" /></a>Sheer.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdS3amele1nezFfvxSsx_78Rv2wECCZH8EEJlF7oF4HPi77-2BKmFjWwGSKI_sFkqcKLN1GeCp08c5i5QdDjDDJXY_BXjZbBDIFvnHGITMAzsze42Wxiw_Y-z9q_2s-HRfeQ5hD1g_VgA/s1600-h/picsrv.manutd.com.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdS3amele1nezFfvxSsx_78Rv2wECCZH8EEJlF7oF4HPi77-2BKmFjWwGSKI_sFkqcKLN1GeCp08c5i5QdDjDDJXY_BXjZbBDIFvnHGITMAzsze42Wxiw_Y-z9q_2s-HRfeQ5hD1g_VgA/s320/picsrv.manutd.com.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384502745149369842" border="0" /></a> Ecstasy.<br /></div><br />The Champions League Final with Chelsea's probably the best match of all time, but this on definitely comes close, so much so celebrating while standing on a chair was necessary.<br /><br />Thank you Michael Owen.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">ah.. Good fun.</span>Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07217769712566609653noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468426646531508639.post-17660267246671056272009-09-18T01:08:00.000-07:002009-09-23T08:28:03.492-07:00Meterosexual whaaaat.<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >After accounts and some <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Horng</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Qing</span> bashing (but all in good fun) , went over to Minn's for a bit before heading for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">OU</span>.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">lil</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">beamer</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> is still ever so cute. </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">aih</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">, stupid condominium rules.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Had <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Sakae</span> Sushi and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">berjakuned</span> a bit with the computerized system before heading for the movie.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Yay</span> we passed as 18 year <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">olds</span>~ Got a bit worried at the front door but we made it in.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span>this time with out the cotton candy, thank goodness.</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >And as usual, Mei Yin being Mei Yin, took the only <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">sesat</span> seat away from the group <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">cus</span> there were only rows of 10, and we miscounted when getting the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">tix</span>.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >thanks <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">mei</span>.<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Movie sucked for a number of reasons:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">One, it was gory yes, but you would experience the same type of</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">'gore' at the butcher shop</span>. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Two, the deaths were four times stupid-er than the first one.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Three, there was this asshole kicking my chair as if he owned the place. And his girlfriend </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">seemed to be enjoying it. Like he seemed more manly if he picks on people. Pa. </span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Theh</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Tic.</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span> </span></span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Was a kick away from going all Kanye on the fella.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Yeah guess that's bout it.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Oh, here's something my wonderful mind cooked up a few minutes ago.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >Outdated pick-up line : Baby, I'll be your Chris Brown if you'll be ma <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Rihanna</span>. </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" >*cue slaps*</span><br /></span></span>Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07217769712566609653noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6468426646531508639.post-33566664242599708862009-09-13T05:59:00.000-07:002009-09-18T01:09:20.740-07:00Gimme. MONAY.nuffnang's a cool way of getting cash isn't it?<br />Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07217769712566609653noreply@blogger.com0